Hai,
My name is Oliver and I has only been here since Febuary when I was born in a clozet. I has been watching these tv pictures whenever my human has them on. I can’t take my eyes off the screen. I know I am young but I don’t understand how this is going on still and all the crazy Sh!+ that happened before I was born.
I’m glad I’m an indoor kitty and I don’t have to go out into the scary world. Also, that funny looking orange haired guy is embarrassing other orange creatures like me who are nice and smart. Can you please make sure he does not have the power to tell anyone what to do, make crazy statements on the TV and scare people and cats?
Life is good, humanz are nice and Orange colored kitties are the best kitties. Please save the color orange, it’s not a bad color. If I was preznet I would make it ok to be any color, and let people and kitties be happy and have lots of fish. That is all.